Character(s): Holmes, Watson
Summary: Holmes needs just one shot.
Author's Notes: ACD book-verse. Fill for July 17 prompt: "Dialogue fic - a story told entirely with dialogue. Sound effects are permitted if you need them."
Word Count: 100
“Sherlock, put down the gun.”
“I can do this.”
“You can’t! You’ve proven that already!”
“I just need one shot.”
“This isn’t one of your games! They’re watching us. Give me the gun—it’s not worth it!”
“Just one shot!”
“Did I hit it?”
“No, you silly prat! You’re off by at least a foot, just like you’ve been for the last hour, and now we need to pay the overtime fee. I told you this shooting range was strict! If you’d just accepted that I’m a better shot than you, we wouldn’t be out the extra three pounds!”